March 2012
Reading: _The Simulacra_ →
The Simulacra - Philip K. Dick
February 2012
“Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up...”
– Emo Philips
“Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where...”
– Criswell (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
“Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god? Every time we go to church...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...”
– Dave Barry
“He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien
Week in Review
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Mirage
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Quote of the Day
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People are Stupid, Part XI
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Mmmm, Fried Pig’s Profit
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Electric Rockets
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MST3K 0211 – First Spaceship on Venus
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Reading: _Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century_
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People are Stupid, Part X
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MST3K Short – Radar Men from the Moon 1
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My Funny Valentine
“See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now,...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...”
– John F Kennedy
“The startling truth finally became apparent, and it was this: Numbers written on...”
– Douglas Adams
“That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans....”
– Terry Pratchett
“It was the greatest night of my life. I’d been invited to the...”
– Arnold Judas Rimmer
Reading: _Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a... →
Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century - Hunter S. Thompson
“We got somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 states. We could lose a few. I mean,...”
– Stephen Colbert
“Rembrandt’s first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.”
– Dave Barry
Week in Review
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My Funny Valentine
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Quote of the Day
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Guerrilla Pamphleteering
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That’s the Second Biggest Mojito I’ve Ever Seen
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2,500th Post
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Happy Valentine’s Day
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Putting the Grammy Awards into Perspective
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MST3K 0210 – King Dinosaur
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It’s the Acoustics, Stupid
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MST3K Short – General Hospital 3
“Everywhere you go you’ll see them searching, Everywhere you turn...”
– Moody Blues, “Lost in a Lost World”
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my...”
– Jack Handey
“Don’t tell me God works in mysterious ways. There’s nothing so...”
– Yossarian (Catch-22, Joseph Heller)
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d...”
– Johnny Carson
“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people...”
– Jack Handey
“He asked me if I knew what time it was — I said yes, but not right now.”
– Stephen Wright
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the...”
– Richard P. Feynman
Week in Review
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So What
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Quote of the Day
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450,000
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Congressman John Fleming Gets Onioned
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Why, of Course
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Mmmm, Counterfeit Scotch
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Really Missouri? Really?
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Reading: _Going Postal_
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A Complete Waste of Time
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MST3K 0208 – Lost Continent
“All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money back by selling one...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.”
– The Sphinx
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
– Douglas Adams
Reading: _Going Postal_ →
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. ...”
– Jack Handey
“Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats...”
– Sandra Boynton
“Every harlot was a virgin once.”
– William Blake
“Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.”
– Alexander Pope
Week in Review
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Quote of the Day
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Hill Where The Lord Hides
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We shall call them, Mini-us.
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Mmmm, Holy Ale
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An Absolutely Pointless Record
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Never Forget
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MST3K 0207 – Wild Rebels
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It’s Monday…
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GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY WINNING NOTIFICATION
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MST3K Short – General Hospital 1
““I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world...”
– Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...”
– Dave Barry
“If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends...”
– Jack Handey