December 2011
“For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...”
– Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)
This Must Be the Place →
“Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”
– William Goldman
“I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction...”
– Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)
Thursday →
“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.”
– William Gibson
420,000 →
“The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a...”
– Jack Handey
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that...”
– George Carlin
“The trinitarian believes a virgin to be the mother of a son who is her maker.”
– Sir Francis Bacon
It’s a Philip K. Dick Christmas →
“My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit...”
– Albert Einstein
My Beloved Movie Star →
“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you...”
– Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
“If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...”
– Isaac Asimov
“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish,...”
– Scott Adams
A large, awkward, random assemblage of sentances →
“Justifying space exploration because we get non-stick frying pans is like...”
– Richard Dawkins
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
– Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
A whole lot of FAIL →
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
– Homer J. Simpson
MST3K Short – What About Juvenile Delinquency? →
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
– Mark Twain
Christmas with the Devil →
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than...”
– Aldous Huxley
“Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”
– Frank Zappa
Mmmm, Japanese Guts →
“A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man.”
– Jebidiah Springfield
410,000 →
“Alone! I’m alone! I’m a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been...”
– Homer J. Simpson
MST3K 0321 – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians →
“We’re not your classic heros. We’re the other guys.”
– The Shoveler