February 2011
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January 2011
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Drums and Percussion →
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good...
– Al Franken
Oh, the Irony →
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race...
– Nigel Tufnel
Friday Random Ten: 2011-01-28 →
New York… when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of...
– David Letterman
I woke up this morning with a bloody nose. I thought, “how did this get...
– Emo Philips
2,000th Post →
Alone! I’m alone! I’m a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been...
– Homer J. Simpson
Mmmm, Krabby Patties →
I don’t need a compass to know which way the wind shines!
– Mr. Furious
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
– Arthur C. Clarke
James A. Chappell →
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If you ever require a picture of resentful apathy, check out any background...
– John Hodgman (via Twitter)
Ostentatious, yet tasteless →
Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my...
– Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)
An Unholy Abomination Straight from the Deepest... →
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...
– Douglas Adams
Kongsberg Maritime and Vestfold University College... →
Stacy’s Mom →
There’s nothing wrong with murder, just as long as you let Bender whet his...
– Bender Unit 22
Don’t worry, son. I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now...
– Homer J. Simpson