December 2010
I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
– Homer J. Simpson
Many a time in the past six years I have bit my tongue so I wouldn’t annoy...
– Molly Ivins
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When they say, “Gee, it’s an information explosion!”...
– Harlan Ellison
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Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there’s a war....
– Derek ‘Stormy’ Waters
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
– William S. Burroughs
There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so...
– Charles Anthony Richard Hoare
If only more Christians read their bibles there’d be less Christians.
– Derek W. Clayton
Fry, of all the friends I’ve had … you’re the first.
– Bender Unit 22
What’s in a name? That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write...
– James Joyce
I’m condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is...
– Max Bialystock
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
– Jack Handey
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Reading: _The Truth_ →
The Truth - Terry Pratchett
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and...
– Mark Twain
Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon... →
It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they...
– Arthur C. Clarke
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You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
– The Sphinx
6:00 →
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
– David Letterman
The startling truth finally became apparent, and it was this: Numbers written on...
– Douglas Adams
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Merry F@#%in’ Christmas →
Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or...
– Bob Marley
Taye MetalWorks Double Bass Drum Pedal →