January 2012
“Jazz is not dead…it just smells funny.”
– Frank Zappa
“The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an...”
– Douglas Adams (on why “42” is The Answer…)
“Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.”
– George Orwell
“We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of...”
– Albert Einstein
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
– David Letterman
“Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the...”
– Emo Philips
“One does not have to appeal to God to set the initial conditions for the...”
– Stephen Hawking (Black Holes & Baby Universes)
“People who think of videos as an art form are probably the same people who think...”
– Frank Zappa
“Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.”
– Albert Einstein
“There’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as...”
– Jack Handey
“As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
– Homer J. Simpson
“Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of...”
– Bertrand Russell
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
– Mark Twain
“If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we...”
– Vannevar Bush
“Crime does not pay … as well as politics.”
– Alfred E. Newman
“Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.”
– Martin Mull
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
– Ralph Wiggum
“I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is...”
– Jack Handey
“When I was a child, the other children in my neighborhood would taunt me,...”
– Emo Philips
Reading: _A Feast for Crows_ →
A Feast for Crows - George R.R. Martin
“It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and...”
– Jack Handey
“Mmmm, forbidden donut.”
– Homer J. Simpson
Another thing a gullible audiophile would buy… →
“My religion is to do good.”
– Thomas Paine
“The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the...”
– James Thurber
“I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad’s...”
– Bill Maher
December 2011
“For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...”
– Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)
This Must Be the Place →
“Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”
– William Goldman
