February 2012
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the...”
– Richard P. Feynman
Week in Review
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So What
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Quote of the Day
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450,000
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Congressman John Fleming Gets Onioned
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Why, of Course
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Mmmm, Counterfeit Scotch
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Really Missouri? Really?
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Reading: _Going Postal_
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A Complete Waste of Time
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MST3K 0208 – Lost Continent
“All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money back by selling one...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.”
– The Sphinx
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
– Douglas Adams
Reading: _Going Postal_ →
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. ...”
– Jack Handey
“Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats...”
– Sandra Boynton
“Every harlot was a virgin once.”
– William Blake
“Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.”
– Alexander Pope
Week in Review
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Quote of the Day
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Hill Where The Lord Hides
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We shall call them, Mini-us.
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Mmmm, Holy Ale
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An Absolutely Pointless Record
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Never Forget
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MST3K 0207 – Wild Rebels
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It’s Monday…
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GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY WINNING NOTIFICATION
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MST3K Short – General Hospital 1
““I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world...”
– Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...”
– Dave Barry
“If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends...”
– Jack Handey
January 2012
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams
“The laws of science be a harsh mistress.”
– Bender Unit 22
“Bishops move diagonally. That’s why they often turn up where the kings...”
– Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
“Jazz is not dead…it just smells funny.”
– Frank Zappa
“The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an...”
– Douglas Adams (on why “42” is The Answer…)
“Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.”
– George Orwell
“We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of...”
– Albert Einstein
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
– David Letterman
“Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the...”
– Emo Philips
“One does not have to appeal to God to set the initial conditions for the...”
– Stephen Hawking (Black Holes & Baby Universes)
“People who think of videos as an art form are probably the same people who think...”
– Frank Zappa
“Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.”
– Albert Einstein
“There’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as...”
– Jack Handey
“As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with...”
– Homer J. Simpson
“Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
– Homer J. Simpson
“Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of...”
– Bertrand Russell
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
– Mark Twain
“If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we...”
– Vannevar Bush
“Crime does not pay … as well as politics.”
– Alfred E. Newman
“Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.”
– Martin Mull
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
– Ralph Wiggum