February 2012
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the...
– Richard P. Feynman
Week in Review
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So What
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Quote of the Day
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450,000
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Congressman John Fleming Gets Onioned
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Why, of Course
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Mmmm, Counterfeit Scotch
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Really Missouri? Really?
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Reading: _Going Postal_
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A Complete Waste of Time
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MST3K 0208 – Lost Continent
All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money back by selling one...
– Homer J. Simpson
We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.
– The Sphinx
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
– Douglas Adams
Reading: _Going Postal_ →
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. ...
– Jack Handey
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats...
– Sandra Boynton
Every harlot was a virgin once.
– William Blake
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
– Alexander Pope
Week in Review
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Quote of the Day
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Hill Where The Lord Hides
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We shall call them, Mini-us.
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Mmmm, Holy Ale
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An Absolutely Pointless Record
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Never Forget
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MST3K 0207 – Wild Rebels
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It’s Monday…
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GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY WINNING NOTIFICATION
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MST3K Short – General Hospital 1
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world...
– Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...
– Dave Barry
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends...
– Jack Handey
January 2012
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...
– Douglas Adams
The laws of science be a harsh mistress.
– Bender Unit 22
Bishops move diagonally. That’s why they often turn up where the kings...
– Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
Jazz is not dead…it just smells funny.
– Frank Zappa
The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an...
– Douglas Adams (on why “42” is The Answer…)
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
– George Orwell
We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of...
– Albert Einstein
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
– David Letterman
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the...
– Emo Philips
One does not have to appeal to God to set the initial conditions for the...
– Stephen Hawking (Black Holes & Baby Universes)
People who think of videos as an art form are probably the same people who think...
– Frank Zappa
Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.
– Albert Einstein
There’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as...
– Jack Handey
As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with...
– Homer J. Simpson
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
– John Kenneth Galbraith
I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
– Homer J. Simpson
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of...
– Bertrand Russell
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we...
– Vannevar Bush
Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
– Alfred E. Newman
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
– Martin Mull
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
– Ralph Wiggum