Images and Words
Jazz is not dead…it just smells funny.
Frank Zappa
The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’ I typed it out. End of story.
Douglas Adams (on why “42” is The Answer…)
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Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
George Orwell
We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented.
Albert Einstein
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
David Letterman
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
Emo Philips
One does not have to appeal to God to set the initial conditions for the creation of the universe, but if one does He would have to act through the laws of physics.
Stephen Hawking (Black Holes & Baby Universes)